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08/24/2003 Archived Entry: "CUTE THINGS OUT OF OUR CHILDREN'S MOUTHS"

CUTE THINGS OUT OF OUR CHILDREN'S MOUTHS

Studentr: "Do you know where I live?"
Teacher: "Why don't you tell me where you live."
Student: "I live on the backside of nowhere...but I can go naked in my yard."

Student: "I think my mouth dried out."
Teacher: "Why don't you get a drink."

Student: "It's Warthog Day."
Teacher: "I think you mean it is Groundhog Day."
Student: "No! It's Warthog Day."
Teacher: "Why do you think it is Warthog Day?"
Student: "I know it is because I drew a picture of one."